Everybody’s All-American (1988)


"I love you more than jazz, babydoll..”

A theatre quiz for bored theatre fans


1. Do you have a favourite theatre? Which one, and why?
2. At the moment, would you rather watch a comedy or a tragedy?
3. The funniest show or performance you’ve ever seen?
4. The saddest show or performance you’ve ever seen?
5. The most memorable performance you’ve ever been to?
6. Your favourite stage door photo or memory?
7. Do you prefer classics or modern shows? Why?
8. Is there a movie you’d like to see adapted onstage?
9. How about a stage show you’d like to see onscreen?
10. What is the last stage show you saw? Review it in three sentences.
11. A show you’d recommend to everybody?
12. A show you wouldn’t recommend to your worst enemy?
13. A show you’re ashamed to admit you like?
14. How important are visuals for you? Can you enjoy a show with good acting but ugly visuals? Or can good visuals save an otherwise bad show in your eyes?
15. What is the prettiest show you’ve ever seen?
16. A costume or a prop that you love?
17. You can only watch productions of one show for the rest of your life. Which show you choose and why?
18. Do you research the shows you consider seeing, or do you just pick a show to see and hope it’s good?
19. Your favourite act 1 ending?
20. The most times you’ve ever seen the same show or production?
21. A performance by an actor or an actress that has impressed you the most?
22. Have you ever walked out of a performance? If not, could you consider doing so?
23. Do you collect theatre memorabilia? If so, feel free to show off your collection!
24. You have to swap lives for a week with a character from one of your favourite shows. Who do you choose and why?
25. A headcanon about your favourite show?


Jessica Lange photographed with her daughter, Shura


"After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I… I realized what a terrific person she was, and… and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I… I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don’t you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs." - Annie Hall (dir. Woody Allen)